The reason the Lone Ranger was always so successful, and seemed he could be in two places at one time was exactly this... The Lone Ranger wasn't so "Lone" He is actually two, and one is a she!! !! !! Doesn't that tickle your you're innards???
It took me a while, but Mt. Dew finally found me and decided that I should be their spokes person and the new face of the Company. I'm also being sponsored by this skull hat company. I don't even know who they are, but that's how crazy I am people are just begging me to be a part of their image... Ok, well that's actually not totally true, but it should be the case because I look so good with that dew in my hand. :)
You may want to take notes... That is perfect form for throwing an M&M up high into the air, letting it reach heights never before seen by man, nor woman, and landing safely and tastefully into your mouth, and then belly. And yes, that is a robot gathering butterflies in a patch of flowers on my shirt...
It was nearing the end of the week. Over the weekend I was going to participate in a Softball Tournament in Cedar City Utah with some of my good ol'e BOYS. I needed to get an edge on the competition, (Some of them have been playing softball for years) and this is what I created! Needless to say, IT WORKED. They were so intimidated by my looks, they wanted nothing to do with me!
I honestly had no idea who this guy is... One day I was driving down Bluff Street, and I look to my left and there he is. Glowing in the days light. I couldn't believe my eyes so I made a U-Turn on the BLVD. to circle back to see if my eyes were playing tricks on me. I pulled into the Hurst Ace Hardware parking lot and there he was, sitting on the 2 foot high cement wall. I stopped my car, walked up to him with my phone set to camera ready to shoot. I asked him where he got that amazing sight of a jersey, he told me, "Someone bought it for me. They live down in Florida. Ain't no way you could find this beauty here in Utah." I agreed and asked if I could snap a photo for proof that someone else likes Mike Alstott as much as I do. *(Really I just wanted photo proof that this guy is as rad as he is) As fast as I got the picture I sent it to 2 of my best friends who are also Buccaneers fans and said, "Guys, we are not nearly as good of a fan as this guy." They agreed. THE END
p.s. Don't miss the sweet chain he's wearing, and I know you can't miss the hair and facial hair. WOW... I'm jealous.
The other day Taisha, Paxten and I we taking a trip up to the Terry Twin Springs Ranch. I wanted to fit in with the true Cowboys so I got on my attire. (Thank you Josh) When I showed up to Taishas house to pick them up Paxten ran out to greet me yelling, "JJ JJ JJ JJ JJ JJ JJ JJ!!!!!" Then he asked, "Why you dressed like a Cowboy?" Then ran into his room telling his mom that he needed his hat and boots. He started putting his boots and hat on when Taisha walked into the room. First she laughed at me because I looked SOOO GOOD! Then asked Pax if he wanted to dress in his CA-BOY outfit. We were looking sooooo good together I had to get a picture. Paxten decided that we needed to do a pose. And this is what we came up with. :) ENJOY *(I KNOW YOU DO)
I'm not going to lie to you, I am not sure how this blogging thing really works. I see a place to type so I start to write some words. I suppose what happens after this is people will view my words and then my photographs that are very handsome of me... Then everyone will write me back telling me how dashing and rad I am... If that is not blogging, you're fired. Don't tell me I'm dumb, just laugh and blog something cooler then me. *I DARE YOU!
